Can we be frank? There's nothing wrong with ketchup or relish, but you can do way better with a few small-batch upgrades....
WAKE UP DOG: Applewood smoked bacon, eggs and cheddar / AVOCADOG: Avocado, grilled corn, spicy pickled jalapeños and tomatoes.
MOVIE NIGHT DOG: Sun-popped popcorn and sriracha / DILLY DOG: Garlic dills, cheddar and hot mustard. Sun's out, buns out!