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10 Ways You Know Santa’s Gone Indie

  1. Insists on pour-over coffee from Brooklyn Roasting to get him through Dec. 25th

  2. Born Chris but now prefers Kris.

  3. First stop is Colorado, then California, then Massachusetts. Then munchies.

  4. Mrs. Claus tatt on his bicep. 

  5. Distills his own moonshine.

  6. Wraps presents in recycled, biodegradable kraft paper printed with soy ink.

  7. Only plays Christmas carols on vinyl.

  8. Gave up sleigh for e-bike.

  9. Only eats gluten-free cookies left by the fire.

  10. Man bun under the red hat.

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