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This Post-Election Chocolate Therapy Set Is Better Than Xanax

Many people are looking at this year’s inauguration day as an opportunity to take action and get involved with a cause they care about. This is fantastic, really great stuff, the best, really. Believe us. But don’t forget about chocolate. Chocolate!

The clever folks at Harper Macaw Chocolate, located in none other than our nation’s great capital, have teamed with the award-winning graphic design firm Design Army to shine a spotlight on the seldom seen creative and collaborative side of politics. Thus was born this “proudly partisan” and “very political” collection of chocolate bars.

There’s something for everyone on both sides of the aisle. Send this chocolate set to your favorite political junkie who made it through election season, to someone who could use a little therapy (eat your feelings!) or to your relative as a humorous gift to mend fences after the months you spent arguing with each other on Facebook.

Pass the bar:

Flip-Flopper - Sweet or salty? Feel free to change your mind mid-bar! Dark(ish) milk chocolate mingles indecisively with toffee and sea salt.

Filibuster - Keep up your patience and stamina with protein-packed peanuts and carb-heavy pretzels in chocolate.

Left Wing - There is a liberal and equal distribution of hazelnuts in every bite of this dark chocolate bar. Naturally.

Red State - Dip your toe into conservative waters – a restrained sprinkling of dried red berries lightens up stoic chocolate.

Tea Party - The tea in this 74% dark chocolate bar might be English, but the taste is honest-to-goodness American patriotism.

Taxation Without Representation - Go ahead and be bitter. This 85% dark chocolate bar with cacao nibs (single estate Vale do Juliana) will show you up. 

Chocolate makes everything better… Let’s just hope its feel-good effects last the next four years.


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